UnderYourGirlfriendsBed.

as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

(Source: primadonis, via ruinedchildhood)

geek-studio:

Geek Studio’s Nintendo Giveaway!

OVER $250 WORTH OF PRIZES!

New giveaway for you guys with some awesome prizes donated by fictitiousfragrancessubtlenerdnews, and thegoddamnemily!

Prizes:

PLUS your choice of ONE (1) game from this list:

  • New Super Mario Bros. Wii - Wii
  • Super Mario 3D World - Wii U
  • Super Mario 3D Land - 3DS
  • New Super Mario Bros. 2 - 3DS
  • Pokemon Black OR White - NDS
  • Pokemon Black 2 OR White 2 - NDS
  • Pokemon X OR Y - 3DS
  • Pikmin 3 - Wii U
  • Kirby Dream Collection - Wii
  • Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker - Wii U
  • Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - 3DS
  • Legend of Zelda: Link Between Worlds - 3DS
  • Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword - Wii
  • Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess - Wii
  • Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass - NDS
  • Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Wii
  • Animal Crossing - 3DS
  • Yoshi’s New Island - 3DS

The Rules:

  • You must be following Geek Studio.
  • Each reblog is an entry so you can reblog as many times as you want. Don’t spam though. That’s mean to your followers :)
  • No giveaway only blogs!
  • Worldwide shipping so everyone can enter.
  • The winner will be announced within a half hour after ending. The winner will be posted publicly AND sent an ask so make sure your box is open!

The giveaway ends on May 16th, 2014 @ 9pm EST

(via latinfiretron)

all-soccer:

Eden Hazard Chelsea 13/14 Away Jersey Giveaway

I recieved this ADULT SMALL jersey in a mystery pack on world soccer shop and since you all know that I hate Chelsea, I would be more than glad to give the jersey away to one of my followers!

  • Must be following me, all-soccer.tumblr.com.
  • Must be in the USA.
  • Must have fan mail open, so that I can message you when you win.
  • You will have 48 hours to message me back once you win, if not, I will choose someone else.
  • I will randomly choose in one month. (May 5th, 2014)
  • Reblog as much as you want, the more reblogs the more of a chance you have for me to randomly choose you!

P.S. It is ADULT SMALL but if you’re usually a medium I think it will fit, just might be a bit snug!

Good luck!!!!

(via life-as-alyne)